Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Good morning crew,
Another gorgeous late summer day. There won't be very many
more of these. So I have decided to leave early and go home
to write the AC guy another check. You know, if the stupid
unit had just waited another couple weeks to go out I
wouldn't have to worry about this until next May.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently,
the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20
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"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her
something." she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.
"No girlfriend? Why not?"
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Although I knew our commanding officer hated doling out
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"My wife is pregnant and I want to be with her," I told
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Inspired by my success, a fellow soldier also requested a
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