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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Good morning crew,
There is an old saying, if at first you don't succeed try,
try again. Since I was stymied in my plans to go to the
casino last weekend I am going to try again this weekend.
Throwing money away takes discipline and dedication. What
am I supposed to do, sit around and not waste money? Invest?
Save for the future? Pffft! Like anybody believes the future
really exists.
It's much more important that I get to pretend like I'm
George Clooney in front of my girlfriend for four or five
hours.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"I read in The New York Times that the Obama administration
is planning huge changes to President Bush's 'No Child Left
Behind' law. The new law will be called 'Let's Face It, Some
Kids Are Just Duds.'" -Jimmy Fallon
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"NASA is sending a missile to the moon to find out if there
is water there. If it works, NASA plans on looking for water
on other planets. I would drink water from other planets. I'm
not sure about water from Uranus, though." -Craig Ferguson
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"A list has been published of the foods that are most likely
to expose you to infectious disease, and surprisingly all of
them are healthy foods like leafy greens and fresh fruits. In
other words, America is gonna be just fine." -Conan O'Brien
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YIN YANG NECKLACE - Add Some Balance To Your Life...
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(Makes a GREAT Gift)
I always liked the classic Chinese symbol of the Yin and Yang.
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A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss where they should have
dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there
have low-cut blouses and nice breasts.
Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again
and once again they discuss where they should have dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and
the wine selection is good also.
Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again
and once again they discuss where they should have dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and
quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.
Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again
and once again they discuss where they should have dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair
accessible and they even have an elevator.
Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again
and once again they discuss where they should have dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen because they have never been there before.
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
While watching my grandson's baseball game, I saw a young
mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident that
happened earlier that morning.
Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people's
eyes as she walked into the vet's office with her dog in
her arms and her child on a leash.
All I could think was, "What's wrong with this picture!"
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