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Monday, November 30, 2009

Good morning crew,

It was a slow Thanksgiving for me this year. I only ate two
turkey dinners (well, technically three, but leftovers don't
really count). But I am disappointed to report that I did
not get a single piece of pumpkin pie. Where is the justice
in that?

Laugh it up,

Joe

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The New Year's Eve party had turned into a marathon with
numerous guests coming and going. At one point, a man knocked
on the door, was greeted heartily though no one knew who he
was, and was led to the bar in the basement. He sat there
happily for about an hour before a strange light dawned on
his face.

"You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited
to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of
your guests' cars are blocking my driveway. My wife's been
sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."


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