Boost Energy & Fight Fatigue...Ginseng Energy Tablets
~*~ Store Price: $24.99 Our Price: $2.99 ~*~
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Monday, October 19, 2009
Good morning crew,
Here's a tip: When you're eating at a fancy French restaurant
and you want to impress your date, don't ask the waiter to
recommend a wine without asking the price. On second thought,
you don't want to look cheap by asking the price, so don't
ask the waiter to recommend a wine at all.
When I asked our waiter to select a wine he started bringing
us glasses of some really good cabernet. It wasn't until I
got the bill that I discovered it was nine dollars a glass.
Our bar tab was only slightly less expensive than the meal
itself.
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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UV STERIBRUSH TOOTHBRUSH SANITIZER
Germ-fighting technology found in hospitals & dental practices...
Health Store Price: $19.99
Our List Price: $9.99
TODAY'S DEAL PRICE: $5.99
SteriBrush uses the same germ-fighting technology found in
hospitals and dental practices. It's automatically activated
when either of the two doors are closed. The ultra violet (UV)
bulb kills germs to prevent the spread of harmful bacteria.
The unit stays on for 10 minutes and will automatically turn
off when it is done.
SteriBrush has been designed to accommodate all toothbrush styles,
including most electric toothbrush heads. It contains two tooth-
brush compartments and uses 4 "AA" batteries (not included).
Grab one at this amazing price, but sorry we must limit you to
no more than four (4) per order.
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"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car
for a couple of days." --Tim Allen
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"This has all the earmarks of an eyesore." --James McSheehy,
member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, commenting
on a construction project he opposed.
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"Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning." --Rich Cook
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MAGIC VOLCANO w/ GROWING DINOSAUR...
Retail Price: $4.99
DEAL PRICE: $1.99
Magic Volcano Pets are the coolest new way to get yourself a
new friend.
First add water, then watch your volcano erupt! Once your
eruption is over a new dinosaur comes out and in 72 hours he's
fully grown.
These novel pets are obviously not living creatures, but are
highly amusing and a little creepy. Your Growing pet is always
a surprise. Amaze your children with this educational, but most
of all FUN experiment.
Don't worry... these are NON-TOXIC, and safe for children ages
3 & up. Grab a bunch... they make excellent stocking stuffers.
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My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie
are fans of 60's music. They recently got front-row tickets
to attend a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert in our town.
When they returned home from the concert that night, I
wanted to hear all the details of the concert. My daughter
says, "Mom, during the show, we looked back an saw hundreds
of little lights swaying to the music. At first we thought
people were holding up cigarette lighters. Then we realized
that the lights were the reflections off all the eyeglasses
in the audience!"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
The Hokey Pokey -- Shakespearean Style!
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.