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Monday, December 28, 2009
Good morning crew,
Has everyone recovered from their holiday festivities? Take
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yet. The big one is next week...New Year's Eve.
I haven't hammered out any final plans yet, but I'll let you
know what kind of trouble I have planned next week. Hopefully
it will involve dancing on a bar like last year's party did.
Be safe, be careful, and enjoy the rest of your holiday.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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