Monday, February 28, 2011

Good morning crew,

It was a nice, quiet weekend for me...mostly. The only
exception was about fourteen hours on Saturday.

It started at ten a.m. at the gym where I overdid it for
about two hours.

Then I ran a few errands and did a few chores until I had
to start getting ready for a dinner date. I went to dinner
around seven...where I overdid it for about two hours.

Afterward we went to a house party a friend on mine was
hosting, where I overdid it for about two hours.

When I woke up Sunday morning I felt like somebody had been
beating me all over my body with a stick.

Does the fun ever stop?

Laugh it up,

Joe

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There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers
for no reason. And then there's me. One day I couldn't stand
it any longer. "Why don't you ever bring me flowers?" I asked.

"What's the point?" my husband said. "They die after about a
week."

"So could you," I shot back, "but I still like having you
around."


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A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when
a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The
first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the
second guy join him.

Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy
says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for
five bucks a hole?"

The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't
like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins
the rest of the holes and as they're walking off of the
eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses
that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick
on suckers.

The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the
local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all
flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back
his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square
and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it
up to you?"

The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and
make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by
after Mass, I'll marry them for you."

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