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Monday, June 21, 2010
Good morning crew,
In case you didn't notice today is the Solstice, baby,
WOO HOO!
That's right, it's the first day of summer. That means
Solstice parties, bars will be having all sorts of Solstice
drink specials and all sorts of girls will be wearing those
'Kiss Me It's the Solstice' T-shirts.
Solstice is Latin for 'sun stands still.' For several days
before and after each solstice, the sun appears to stand
still in the sky?-that is, its noontime elevation does not
seem to change.
At the time of the summer solstice, Earth is at a point in
its orbit where one hemisphere is most tilted towards the
sun (in this case the Northern hemisphere), causing the sun
to appear at 23.45 degrees above the celestial equator,
thus making its highest path across the sky. The summer
solstice is the day of the year with the longest daylight
period and hence the shortest night.
What is means to us is a reason to go out and find a bar
with a beer garden and celebrate with a few ice cold beers.
Enjoy yourself...it's summer!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"I have particularly vivid memories of Iowa summers because
my father was the last person in the Midwest to buy an
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anything that cost more than $30 was unnatural."
--Bill Bryson from "I'm a Stranger Here Myself"
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--Dave Barry
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