Monday, July 2, 2012Good morning crew,
Guess who's back? Yes, I actually survived two weeks in Hawaii, but it was a near thing. I'll tell you more about those adventures later. From what I hear I missed two weeks of brutal heat including a couple record-breaking days here in the midwest. Dodged that bullet. Fortunately today is is a nice, balmy 92 degrees. Hopefully it won't get much warmer than this for the big July 4th bash at Cousin Kaz's.
Just when I thought I was out the partying pulls me back in!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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