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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Good morning crew,
We are having one heck of a snowstorm here in the Chicago
area, so I am going to leave a little early so I don't have
to battle quite so many maniacs on the expressway. Driving
on the expressway in the snow around here is like a scene
out the Mad Max...except with snow instead of sand.
And less leather.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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AMERICAN IDOL on DVD
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OUR PRICE: $1.99
Relive the gripping moments you remember and the ones you
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This special collection is filled with music, music, music! From
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"Although a lot of people are on these low-carb diets,
doctors say be careful, because you need carbohydrates
because carbohydrates create a chemical in your brain that
cheers you up and fights depression. So the next time you
see a guy on a ledge, about to jump... throw him a dough-
nut." --Jay Leno
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"A woman in California is being studied because she says
she remembers everything from the last 12 years. And I'm
thinking, 'Wait a minute ? isn't that every woman?'"
-Dave Letterman
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"This week a man in Florida was arrested for hitting the
manager of a Taco Bell in the face with a bag full of
Tacos. Afterwards, the Taco Bell manager said, 'It's weird,
my tacos usually don't attack me until I'm in the bathroom.'"
-Conan O'Brien
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WAYFARER STYLE SUNGLASSES
Retail Price: $39.99
DEAL PRICE: $3.99
These classic and always popular Wayfarer style sunglasses have
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They are perfect for the beach or any activity. It's the Wayfarer
Style... your probably more familiar with it if I say Tom Cruise
in Risky Business, The Blues Brothers, Will Smith, etc...
Sunglass styles come and go but this style remains popular
and stylish. Two reasons for this:
1. Rugged and built to last. You won't have to worry about
anything flimsy or breaking off on these.
2. The lens color is very dark. It's so hard to find a real
dark pair of glasses anymore.
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Everything about county customs delighted my neighbors, who
had moved to our small town from the city. One day they
spotted a sign, "Fresh Eggs For Sale" at a roadside stand
where payment was on the honor system.
"Why can't everyone be this trusting?" they said as they put
their money into the box and took a carton. When they got
home and opened it, they found 11 eggs.
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around
frowning.
Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can't find any
green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the
catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and deter-
mines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the
pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you
want green golf balls?"
"Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to
find in the sand traps!"
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