Thursday, October 17, 2013

Good morning crew,

It is going to be a full moon tomorrow tonight. That means I need to paint a pentagram on my chest and handcuff myself to a radiator. That doesn't have anything to do with it being a full moon, it just breaks up the monotony of weekday TV.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"When I'm driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING. I slow down' and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children." -Jonathan Katz

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"I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel." --Scott Wood

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"Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?" -Lisa Claymen

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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in the world should I do now?"

A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"


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The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family waiting for the news, "We had twins!"

The family was so excited, they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"

With a confused look the father said, "Each other!"