Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Good morning crew,

Well, what do you know? It's the end of the month and I still have some money left. I almost don't know what to do with it.

I guess I've finally found the secret to making money. All I had to do was sell almost everything I own and get two jobs.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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"Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order: An empty cup." -Jimmy Fallon

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"If women have excessive belly fat and a muffin-top, it can be fatal. Especially if you mention it to her." -Jay Leno

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"A woman in California is being studied because she says she remembers everything from the last 12 years. And I'm thinking, 'Wait a minute ? isn't that every woman?'" -Dave Letterman

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I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them."

Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he'd sold everything.

"How did you manage that?" I marveled.

"I took out an ad: 'Heavy-duty boat trailer with free boat.' When the buyer came to get it, I asked if he had a motor. He said no. I told him I happened to have one in my garage. Bought that, too."


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The day before his wedding, I stopped in to visit my uncle. It was his second marriage and I knew he really wanted to make it work. "Are you nervous about the wedding?" I asked him.

"No way," he replied nonchalant. "Cup of cake. Cup of cake."