Monday, May 7, 2012Good morning crew,
Joe, I've been following your exploits for several years and I think I might have missed the newsletter that announced you had decided to give up that swanky bachelor lifestyle you so glamorously lead to get hitched. Congrats??? -Howard I'm glad somebody picked up on the not-too-subtle hint I dropped last week. Yes, it is true. In short order the girlfriend will no longer be the girlfriend, she will be the wife!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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