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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Good morning crew,
It's that time again. The Chicago Strictly Sail Boat Show
is at Navy Pier. Although at least this year there is very
little chance that I will take on the crushing financial
burden of buying a boat I can't afford. No matter what old
Mason says.
If I am going to buy a house this year I need to save every
dollar I can.
Okay, maybe a catamaran.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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up, I go downstairs. The Starbucks that was in my living
room has closed." --David Letterman
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a 150-pound adult. Fortunately, I haven't weighed 150 pounds
since I was nine." -Jimmy Kimmel
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"Natives on the Pacific island of Vanuatu recently
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Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was
pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed
that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I
teach math there," I explained.
The trooper smiled, and said, "Okay, here's a problem. A
teacher is speeding down the highway at 16 m.p.h. over the
limit. At $12 for every mile, plus $40 court costs, plus the
rise in her insurance, what's her total cost?"
I replied, "Taking that total, subtracting the low salary I
receive, multiplying by the number of kids who hate math,
then adding to that the fact that none of us would be any-
where without teachers, I'd say zero."
He handed me back my license. "Math was never my favorite
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