Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Good morning crew,

We are getting some real fall weather around here recently. The last several nights have been below freezing and the daytime temperatures have been below 50. In fact, that is below average for this time of year.

I have even been forced to turn the furnace on...by my wife. Actually she turned it on, and when I suggested we could leave it off for another couple of weeks and just wear layers while inside the apartment she suggested that I might like a kick in the head (and she could do it, too).

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving when you find real bargains. It works on our innate desire to save money and to get away from your family after Thanksgiving." -Craig Ferguson

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"A new report suggests that Christopher Columbus may have secretly been Jewish. What tipped historians off was Columbus' diary entry where he described his journey to America as 'a real schlep.'" -Conan O'Brien

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"The U.S. Postal Service announced yesterday they are expecting this year's holiday season to be their busiest ever and also their slowest ever. That's probably the only business in America that complains about being busy." -Jimmy Kimmel

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One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. "Good evening, ma'am," he greeted the lady. "How are you this evening?"

"Fine, thank you," she replied.

My brother continued, "Anything to drink this evening?"

Surprised, the lady answered, "Uh...no, thank you."


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Some people bend over backward not to insult others. A while ago, I overheard my sister, a travel agent, confirm her client's flight this way: "Your confirmation code is F as in Foxtrot, R as in Romeo, and I as in, uuuh, Native American."