Monday, November 28, 2011

Good morning crew,

Whoa. It was quite a weekend. Thursday I managed to stop at three houses over a seven hour period. It's still not a record, though.

You would think a person wouldn't want to eat the same meal three times in a row in the very same day, but I guess it's part of the magic of the holidays that each plateful managed to taste better than the last.

Plus, I ate turkey leftovers on Friday. I had to. I wasn't about to leave the apartment on Black Friday. Some people relish the insanity of getting up at three in the morning and battling crowds of insatiable shoppers to save fifteen percent.

I, on the other hand, am much more of a Cyber Monday kind of bargain shopper.

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Don't wait until the week before Christmas to get started.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away... if your car could go straight upwards." --Sir Fred Hoyle

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"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', but did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'?!" --Socrates

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"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." --George Carlin

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A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine that normally rips the handles off your luggage is broken, so we're having to do it by hand. We should be finished and on our way shortly."


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"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"

"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."

"Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what you did for her."

"Not really. Even though she stunk at it, Jill hated to give up bowling."