Thursday, November 11, 2010
Good morning crew,
You may not remember me writing about it, but a couple of
years ago I had my identity stolen. Those dirty [EXPLETIVE
DELETED] opened and maxed out about $20,000 worth of credit
using my identity. Fortunately I didn't have to pay for
any of it, but it literally took me weeks of effort to clear
my credit of all of that debt.
And it still haunts me. A couple weeks ago I wanted to open
a store charge card to get a ten percent discount on a
couple of shirts and a pair of jeans, and they almost didn't
give it to me because I still have red flags all over my
credit.
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a clever criminal will not take advantage of you like that,
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Laugh it up,
Joe
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My musician son decided to play guitar at his own wedding
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than usual. "It's a little harder to do with a ring on,"
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"I had no idea you liked the Stones," I said.
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