Thursday, September 23, 2010
Good morning crew,
I don't know if anybody pays attention to this kind of thing,
but today is the first official day of Fall. That's right,
folks, Summer is now over. Not that we'd know it here in the
Chicago area. It is going to be 90 degrees today. But that
just means more motorcycling weather.
I should enjoy it while I can because I really need to get
rid of the old scooter. This whole year I have been in house
buying mode, and what I discovered after evaluating and
adding up all of my assets is that I have no money! So I
need to get rid of all my financial liabilities and con-
centrate on saving money. And unfortunately, the motorcycle
is a liability.
Anybody interested in a '99 Honda 4-cylinder with low mileage
and a lot of stories?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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We were four frugal young teachers. But a couple times a
year we treated ourselves to the best Manhattan had to offer.
As we approached the famous restaurant Lutece, we questioned
whether we were dressed perfectly. Could we pass as urban
sophisticates?
The maitre d' met us at the door, all smiles and bows. When
he took my raincoat, I began to look over the cozy little
bar and anticipate the charming basket of pastry that was
our appetizer. Then the maitre d' returned to our group,
gingerly holding a fabric softener sheet that had fallen
from my coat sleeve.
"Madam," he said, "Your Bounce."
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A woman in my office recently divorced after years of
marriage, had signed up for a refresher CPR course.
"Is it hard to learn?" someone asked.
"Not at all," my co-worker replied. "Basically you're asked
to breathe life into a dummy. I don't expect to have any
problem. I did that for 12 years."
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