Thursday, December 9, 2010
Good morning crew,
I had a couple beers with my brother Nino last night after
work. Not a big booze fest, just a quick half hour at the
local watering hole to discuss some family business.
When he got the check he stared at it with knit brows while
calculating a tip.
"If this is your regular place you should leave a good tip,"
I suggested. "The bartender will remember you and buy you
free drinks."
He paused to give me a fatherly, condescending look over
the top of his glasses. "Joe, I'm [EXPLETIVE DELETED] years
older than you. I know ALL the tricks."
Whereupon he left a two dollar tip.
But I wasn't about to criticize. He took care of the bill
after all!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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An attorney I know once drafted wills for an elderly husband
and wife who had been somewhat apprehensive about discussing
death. When they arrived to sign the documents, he ushered
the couple into his office.
"Now," he said to them, "which one of you wants to go first?"
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I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous
client, and I was dreading it. The look on my face must have
given me away because my five-year-old daughter asked what
was wrong.
"I'm going to meet a mean woman who always yells at Daddy,"
I told her.
"Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mom."
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