Monday, September 26, 2016
Good morning crew,
Since I figured I'm going to be broke (more broke than usual, anyway) after our little European adventure, I took the wife out to dinner last Saturday night while I still had a few kopecks to rub together.
Since we were doing something a little fancier than pizza and beer I wanted to look nice, but not over-dressed, so I decided on casual, black slacks and a white button down. While I was looking on the finished product in the mirror it struck me that I looked not so much like a metrosexual stud-about-town but more like a waiter.
So walking out to the living room where the wife was waiting I said, "Hey, do I look like George Clooney dressed like this or do I look like a waiter?"
Pausing to come up with what I'm sure she thought was a judicious answer, she said, "You look like George Clooney if he were a waiter."
Laugh it up,
Joe
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