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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Good morning crew,
I am on the horns of a dilemma. My girlfriend is competing
in a martial arts tournament this weekend. No sparring. This
time she will be doing board breaking.
There are two kinds of breaking. Power breaking; which
involves breaking as many boards as you can with one strike,
and technique breaking, which involves breaking a series of
single boards with the most difficult techniques you can
master.
She will be doing technique breaking. Her techniques will
be an elbow strike, turning into a reverse punch, followed
up by a spinning knife-hand strike, then a reverse side
kick, stepping forward into a tornado roundhouse kick...
and the last break she will do with a sonic boom generated
by focusing her Ki, like Guile in the video game Street
Fighter.
If she can actually do all of those without missing a single
one it should be very impressive. Those are the kind of
dates you have when you go out with a second degree taekwondo
black belt.
However...on the self same day old Mason has managed to talk
his way onto the 36-foot sailing cruiser one of his neighbors
keeps slipped downtown at Burnham Harbor...and they have room
for one more!
What do to, what to do. If I go downtown I get to spend the
day playing on Lake Michigan on somebody else's boat! On the
other hand...if I don't go to the tournament I might get
kicked in the head later.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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