Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Good morning crew,
Hot diggity, payday! And good timing, too. This weekend is
Frankfort Fest and it would take a stronger man than me to
skip those delicious roast pig sandwiches with spicy brown
mustard (or barbecue sauce if you prefer), sauer kraut and
German potato salad, all washed down with delicious, icy
cold beer.
That is typically the last big fest of the summer. Then
Monday is Labor Day. That is the unofficial end of summer.
Another one down. They start to flicker past pretty quickly,
don't they?
At least after that I get to look forward to Oktoberfest.
It's important to have goals.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his
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neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it.
After several hours of reading the directions, attempting
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"To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read,
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The problem - There's a box with a hole at each end and
there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head
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Half a minute later, his head appears at the opposite end,
a fourth of a minute later it appears at the end opposite
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How long will it take before the rabbit sticks its head out
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In theory, two minutes. In practice, no answer is possible
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