Monday, March 12, 2012

Good morning crew,

There was black belt promotion testing at the school this Saturday. That ended up lasting almost an entire day. After putting in a nine hour day at the tournament last weekend I'm starting to feel like I don't have a life outside of martial arts anymore.

I need to spend more time relaxing. You know, I haven't played video games in forever. I think tonight I'll spend a few hours playing Mortal Kombat.

That'll get my mind off of things.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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