Monday, December 13, 2010

Good morning crew,

It was old Mason's birthday this weekend. So I went down-
town to have dinner with him and his wife.

I guess I should have suggested we order a pizza instead
of going out for oysters and martinis.

The bill was so high I didn't have enough cash on me and
had to ask him to split it with me.

That's some birthday present, huh? Well, it's his own fault
for having cheap friends.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming
to visit her for the holidays. Someone asked how old her
sister was, at which she paused, thought for a bit, and
then answered, "She's half as old as I am, that's how I
always remember."

So someone else (okay, it was me) said, "That's neat...
So every year that you age, she only ages half a year?"
My co-worker thought about that, and then said, "Oh, yeah,
I guess it only works on even years."


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