Thursday, January 9, 2014

Good morning crew,

Nobody has really been talking about it, but I know a lot of people have made New Year's resolutions. And like every other year the most popular resolution is to lose weight and get in shape.

I can't help you with the "getting in shape" part, but the losing weight can be a lot easier with Raspberry Ketone.

You might have heard Dr. Oz talk about this stuff. Raspberry Ketone Lean Advanced Weight Loss contains African Mango, Acai, Resveratrol, Apple Cider Vinegar and Grapefruit.

Every single one of these things has its own health and weight loss benefits, but research has shown that the Raspberry Ketone compound will help in weight-loss efforts, especially when it's paired with exercising regularly and a healthy diet.

Here's something else I didn't know... Raspberry Ketone is the primary aromatic compounds that give the berries their distinctive smell.

That's wonderful, but there's even more benefits! This compound regulates a protein used by our bodies to regulate our metabolism called adiponectin. This is where the HUGE benefit of Raspberry Ketone come in to play, it causes the fat within our cells to get broken up more effectively. Which helps our body burn fat faster.

On a personal note, I don't like chemicals and drugs, and I wouldn't recommend something dangerous to you. I have heard nothing but good things about this stuff and with ingredients like Apple Cider Vinegar and Grapefruit how can you go wrong?

We have an awesome deal, too. We used to sell tons of this stuff (because people love it), but our old provider really raised his prices so we stopped selling it for a while. Now we have the exact same product at the same low price we used to sell it for.

Get one bottle for $9.99 or save EVEN MORE and get two bottles for $13.98!

Click here to read more or to order!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"It's so cold that doctors are telling people to avoid drinking alcohol if they go outside because it can lead to frostbite. Then parents who've been stuck inside with their kids for three days were like, 'It's worth the risk.'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"In advance of the Winter Olympics in Sochi, the Russian government announced that, contrary to popular belief, people in Russia will be allowed to protest. But only in a special protest zone ? known as 'Siberia.'" -Jay Leno

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"In Seattle, a woman ate nothing but Starbucks food for a year. Not intentionally. It just took her that long to get to the front of the line." -Conan O'Brien

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A woman's guide to understanding men...

1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkopf.

3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

5. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?"

7. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.


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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor, with a chuckle. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup. Right?"

"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."