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Friday, October 30, 2009
Good morning crew,
Well, tomorrow is Halloween. Unfortunately for me, today is
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tomorrow to go out with. If I were broke at least I would
be forced to stay home an avoid all of the amateurs who are
going to turn the bars into a rodeo tomorrow night.
Wish me luck!
Laugh it up,
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