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Monday, December 14, 2009
Good morning crew,
Wow. The third week of December already. We have already
had a string of below freezing days and it's not even winter
yet. Something tells me it's going to be a fun end to the
year!
By the way, folks, I don't know how many of you are familiar
with this, but many of GopherCentral's most popular pub-
lications are now on Twitter. Take a look and see what's
going on at http://www.gophertweets.com
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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****** Let The Creativity Flow ******
Encouraging children to be creative is a crucial step in
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** 12 markers ** 12 color pencils ** 12 oil pastels
** 12 crayons ** 12 paints ** paint brush
** palette ** pencil ** pencil sharpener
** eraser ** ruler ** glue
This art set comes complete with an easy to store carrying case
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"There's a new product called 'Texthook' that lets parents
strap phones to strollers so they can text while pushing
their children. The most common text message is, 'OMG, just
crashed my baby into another baby!'" -Jimmy Fallon
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"Temperatures here were once again in the 40s last night and
now another rainstorm is expected to drop a half-inch of
rain on L.A. by the morning. So I guess this is goodbye."
-Conan O'Brien
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"A lot of people don't understand why President Obama won
the peace prize. Look around you. Peaceful. Went to the mall
this week. Peaceful. Open house by my house. Not one person
came in. It's a peaceful economy we live in." -Jay Leno
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MEMORY FOAM INSOLES
It's like walking on air...
Retail Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $4.99
You'll feel like walking on air with these specially designed
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pressure-relieving, memory foam that conforms perfectly to
your foot's shape for the most comfortable fit and support
possible. Easy-to-use... simply cut for a perfect fit... anyone
can use them... that is up to a size 11 Men's foot.
Benefits:
- Molds to your feet for unbelievable comfort
- Excellent for people with foot conditions seeking added comfort
- Molds to your foot
- Relives pressure on the ball of your foot, bunions and joints
- Prevents heel shock by cushioning your every step
- Supports your arch
- Increases stability by cradling your foot & preventing foot roll
- Gives you custom comfort from your heel to your toes
- Provides much needed rest for your tired, achy feet
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An attorney I know once drafted wills for an elderly husband
and wife who had been somewhat apprehensive about discussing
death. When they arrived to sign the documents, he ushered
the couple into his office.
"Now," he said to them, "which one of you wants to go first?"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous
client, and I was dreading it. The look on my face must have
given me away because my five-year-old daughter asked what
was wrong.
"I'm going to meet a mean woman who always yells at Daddy,"
I told her.
"Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mom."