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Thursday, May 20, 2010
Good morning crew,
I can tell summer is just about here. The calendar is already
starting to fill up. This weekend is booked with a Christening
and a dinner party and next weekend is Memorial Day. After
that there are only about 16 weekends in which to plan every
single summer activity I might want to enjoy...and there are
a lot of them!
I need to make my annual pilgrimage to the Renaissance Faire,
I absolutely have to make it to the Taste of Chicago, people
are already talking about organizing a trip up to Lake Geneva,
I'd like to do a barbecue party at the Indiana Dunes (in
college we used to do that as a rule), I already have a couple
people interested in a motorcycle trip down to Starved Rock
State Park for an overnighter, for years I have been wanting
to do a three or four-day weekend tour of the Michigan wine
country, the girlfriend has been trying to talk me into paint-
balling (which I am not opposed to), plus I should really
plan a trip down to Fla. to visit Mom.
Of course, all of this has to revolve around the big Fourth
of July weekend, not to mention a wedding in there somewhere.
So it's going to be a busy summer.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could take a few of those dead week-
ends during the winter and drop them into the middle of summer
to ease up the schedule a little bit?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"You need to be careful when writing comments," our principal
told the faculty. He held a report card for a Susan Crabbe.
A colleague had written, "Susan is beginning to come out of
her shell."
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There was a typo on a test I was taking. Instead of "(D) none
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it.
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When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church,
she just shook her head. "I haven't gone in a long time,"
she said. "Besides, it's too late for me. I've probably
already broken all seven commandments."
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An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc,
my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and
to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."
"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when
does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"
The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth
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Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told
me he was really something special.'
Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.
The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing
like a bird.'
Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish
because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'
Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'
Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach
a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a
parrot fish.'
Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish
CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's
driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'
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