Monday, November 15, 2010
Good morning crew,
I got talked into going to a Notre Dame football game this
weekend. I shouldn't say it like that, actually, because it
was pretty fun. despite the rain.
I'm not a huge football fan, but I did enjoy the tailgating.
I've always been a fan of cooking out. Although Notre Dame
is a little shy of a hundred miles from my neighborhood,
which seems a long way to transport beer and bratwursts,
but, hey, it's not like we can stand around in the grass
here in the Chicago suburbs and grill and drink beers and
smoke cigars, right?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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