Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Good morning crew,

Despite my best precautions I still managed to get sick. It is really a mystery to me how this happened. Only half of the people in the office have been sick in the last few weeks along with the kids at the school who seem to be perpetually sniffling and sneezing, not to mention that is hasn't been above freezing outside in about 100 days. I should be in the pink of health. I can't figure it out.

Ah well, I guess it will give me an excuse to make myself a couple of nice, potent hot toddies tonight.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"It's rumored that Sandra Bullock will end up making $70 million from the movie 'Gravity.' 'That's great!' said the real astronauts making $59,000 a year." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Big news out of NASA yesterday - the Kepler space telescope has discovered 715 new planets. Either that or somebody sneezed on the lens." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"A Florida man tattooed a spider on his face in an attempt to overcome his arachnophobia, which is a fear of spiders. The tattoo should also help him overcome his fear of employment." -Seth Meyers

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One Sunday, after church, Mom asked her little daughter what the Sunday school lesson was about. Her daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your blanket." Needless to say, Mom was perplexed.

Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea. Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.

He said, "Be not afraid, thy Comforter is coming."


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An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The girl responded confidently, "The living one!"