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Thursday, February 25, 2010
Good morning crew,
Hilarious! I laughed out loud for 15 minutes
when you said you almost drowned! Thanks for
brightening my day :) -Kelly
You're welcome! I'll be sure to let you know if I ever have
a heart attack or I get kicked to death by infuriated canary
birds. It'll be a riot.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Police in North Carolina are looking for a pregnant woman
who attempted to rob a bank at gunpoint. FBI sketch artists
have just released a sonogram. Be careful everyone she is
armed and lactating." -Jimmy Fallon
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"There's an asteroid heading toward the earth and we're all
going to die. There is! Scientists are saying there's a 1
in 45,000 chance of an asteroid hitting the earth in 2036.
Now an asteroid is a giant rock. It's headed toward the
earth. We should send up a giant piece of paper. We couldn't
send scissors; that would be impractical." -Craig Ferguson
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"According to Newsweek, they've now come out with the carbon
diet. An environmentally friendly diet that reduces green-
house gases. Let me tell you something. If your diet is so
bad that you are causing global warming... just stay out of
Taco Bell." -Jay Leno
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Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome
of the Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency.
During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life
insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What
will I get?"
The agent eyed her suspiciously and replied, "Probably 20 to
life."
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When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine's Day,
my daughter's friend quickly opened the card. All it said
was "No." What did that mean?
She called her husband, who said, "I didn't attach any
message. The florist asked if I had a message and I said,
'No.'"
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