Monday, September 26, 2011

Good morning crew,

Welcome back to the work week! I hope everybody enjoyed their weekend. I certainly enjoyed mine. We had a few little adventures but nothing the state police had to be alerted for. It was all handled by the local authorities.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Apparently the recession ended last June. So for those of you that are still broke and without a job, it's all in your head." -Jay Leno

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"A man wearing an Obama mask robbed a bank. Either that or Obama has an exciting new plan to reduce the deficit." -Conan O'Brien

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"Instead of sending in a written resume, a man in California recently got a job because of a YouTube video he made. As opposed to most people, who lose their job because of a YouTube video they made." -Jimmy Fallon

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Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit.

"What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought cars for $500!"

"That's why I want the $500 suit," he said. "So I don't have to drive $500 cars."


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When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same stories over and over, I reminded him that he was just as guilty.

"Allow me to clarify," he said in response. "I review. You repeat."