Monday, September 13, 2010
Good morning crew,
I saw the new Resident Evil movie this weekend. Very cool
special effects, not much of a story. I guess the filmmakers
figured, 'We've made three other movies so the fans already
know what's going on. Let's just get to the zombies.'
If you're a fan of the games and the other movies you'll
probably want to go see it. But twelve bucks just to see a
few 3-D effects still seems like a rip off to me.
Other than that my AC finally failed on me. So tonight I get
to see how big of a car payment the repair guy has this month.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire
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My answer: "Birth control."
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My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral
service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured
him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at
the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct
the family to come up and view the body. "Will the family
now come forward and pass around the bier," said my
father.
He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later,
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you?"
"You heard the chaplain," the other replied. "It was just
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One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher
to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the
patient into the doctor's office.
Before taking this dog's leash, I glimpsed those large teeth
of hers and asked the owner, "Is she friendly?"
"Friendly?" said the man. "Friendly? She's had five litters!
How much 'friendlier' than that can she get?"
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