Like Wii but under $50 & w/ 32 Games...
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Monday, November 16, 2009
Good morning crew,
We had a very nice weekend here in the Chicago area. When
most outsiders think of Chicago, especially in November,
they think of snow, but we were in the 60s. It must be global
warming. I was still recovering from my cold, so I didn't
do too much. I'll fill you in on the details tomorrow. For
now let's get on with the laughs.
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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UV STERIBRUSH TOOTHBRUSH SANITIZER
Germ-fighting technology found in hospitals & dental practices...
Health Store Price: $19.99
Our List Price: $9.99
TODAY'S DEAL PRICE: $5.99
SteriBrush uses the same germ-fighting technology found in
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The unit stays on for 10 minutes and will automatically turn
off when it is done.
SteriBrush has been designed to accommodate all toothbrush styles,
including most electric toothbrush heads. It contains two tooth-
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"The air quality in New York is getting worse and worse. I
was walking thought Central Park during my lunch hour and,
honest to God, you could hear the birds coughing."
-Dave Letterman
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"Listen to this. A United Airlines pilot was arrested in
London for trying to fly 124 passengers while drunk. People
became suspicious when he said, 'If you look out your left
window, you'll see...Oh my God, do you guys wanna get pizza?'
Of course the passengers should have known something was up
when he said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Morgan
speaking.'" -Jimmy Fallon
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"Welcome to the historic Orpheum Theatre. When people ask me
how to get here, I tell them walk down to Market Street and
when you get scared, it's another four blocks. When you get
stabbed, you know you've arrived." -Conan O'Brien
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Stow Away Under-Bed Shoe Storage Organizer
Get Rid Of That Closet Clutter...
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99
Get two for $9.98
I have way too many shoes, and they were thrown all around my room,
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some of my socks in it. You can keep 12 pairs of your shoes safely
hidden away under your bed.
This durable zippered storage organizer, features a nice see-
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FEATURES:
* Durable and Transparent Cover Displays Shoes
* Designed to Hold 12 Pairs of Shoes
* Dividers Keep Shoes Separate and Organized
* Stores Shoes, Flip-flops, Slippers, and Socks
Grab one for $5.99... or get a two pack for $9.98 That's 1/2
off the TV price. To get more info, see a picture or order, visit:
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How not to become a member of senior management:
During a meeting, our bosses held a contest to name a new
project. As members of the management team read through the
entries, our CEO picked one out and asked, "Who knows what
a phoenix is?"
A junior manager answered, "It's a bird in Harry Potter."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my super-
market's seafood counter, the clerk picked one out of a pile
and set it on the scale. It weighed precisely eight ounces.
Impressed, I asked, "How did you know?"
Looking pleased with himself, he declared, "I'm psychotic."