Monday, November 8, 2010
Good morning crew,
Well, I would have had a fun story for you about the weekend
if my girlfriend hadn't gotten sick. So instead of running
around town, having fun and causing trouble I did laundry.
Personally I think she made it up just to deprive me of a
fun column for today. I'm sure it doesn't have anything to
do with my company.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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your physical activity, counts how many calories you've
burned, and then sends that information to your iPhone.
That's gotta be a little depressing. 'Oh, I got a call. No,
I'm just fat.'" -Jimmy Fallon
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"University of Chicago researchers have found that sleeping
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jump on this one? 'Honey, I'm not sitting on the couch all
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At the supermarket, I noticed a woman with four boys and a
baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the boys called out,
"Mommy! Mommy!" while she tried to shop.
Finally, she blurted out, "I don't want to hear the word
mommy for at least ten minutes!"
The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on
his mother's dress and said softly, "Excuse me, miss."
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Once I'd finished reviewing my daughter's homework, I gave
her an impromptu quiz. "What is a group of whales called?"
I asked. "I'll give you a hint?it sounds like something you
use to listen to music."
"An iPod?" she guessed.
"Close," I said. "But what I'm thinking is a little smaller."
"A Shuffle!"
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