Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Good morning crew,

So the condo didn't sell last year. What to do? What to do? Watching the news doesn't make me feel hopeful. It doesn't look like the market will be bouncing back any time soon. There is still a glut of housing on the market and too few people with not enough money to buy it.

So I think the solution is to take in a roommate. The extra income will help me pay up enough equity so that by next year the unit should be marketable, even in this economy.

The real question is who to recruit? The advantage is that I am not hope a lot. The disadvantage is that when I am home I have some unusual habits, like late night didgeridoo and drum sessions, or spending entire weekends playing computer or video games 12 hours a day.

Maybe I'll talk our production assistant Zack into moving in with me. He's still in college so he's probably busy enough to keep out of my hair and who knows, maybe he'll bring home some college girls.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you." -Jimmy Fallon

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"According to a new study, people with liberal arts degrees are experiencing much higher rates of joblessness. So for all of you Greeks classics majors out there, the sweet ride is finally over." -Conan O'Brien

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"Dunkin' Donuts is doubling the amount of locates in the United States. Remember when this country used to make steel and automobiles and now it's crullers, jelly doughnuts, and munchkins?" -David Letterman

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I was the nurse caring for a couple's newborn first child, a son, after his cesarean birth. Since the mother was asleep under general anesthesia we took our tiny charge directly to the newborn nursery to introduce him to his daddy. While cuddling his son for the first time, he noticed the baby's ears conspicuously standing out from his head. He expressed his concern that some kids might call his son names like"Dumbo." The pediatrician reassured the new dad that his son was healthy, the ears could be easily corrected during childhood.

The father still worried about his wife's reaction to those large protruding ears. "She doesn't take things as easily as I do," he worried.

By this time, the new mother was ready to meet her precious son. I placed the tiny bundle in his mother's arms and eased the blanket back so that she could gaze upon her child for the first time.

She took one look at her baby's face and looked to her husband and gasped, "Oh, Honey! Look! He has your ears!"


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A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, the woman replies, "For crying out loud, Ed, I've been telling you for the last half hour...I'll be ready in a minute!"