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Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Good morning crew,
It happened again. What is my luck? Last summer when I wanted
to either drag the boat up to Lake Geneva, or at least ride
the motorcycle, I didn't do either because the weather fore-
cast was for thunderstorms. That year it stormed one night
(well after I got there and well before I left) and the rest
of the weekend was gorgeous motorcycling weather.
Guess what happened this year!
The forecast was calling for storms of Biblical proportions.
For Sunday night they predicted a 40 percent chance of rain
and on Monday a 70 percent chance of thunderstorms.
So once again I didn't take the bike.
But...and I have a big "but" here...it probably turned out
to be for the best. Since it was Fourth of July weekend, the
route up to Lake Geneva was packed like a parking lot, and
that is not an exaggeration. The 100 mile trip took three
and a half hours! Try to imagine sitting on a motorcycle in
90 degree weather doing five miles-an-hours for two solid
hours.
Other than that the rest of the weekend was pretty fun
despite a couple snafus. I'll fill you in on the rest of
the details on Thursday!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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After examining the paltry tips left by a church group, our
waitress was not pleased. Looking toward my table, she
grumbled, "Those people come in with the Ten Commandments
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I answer a lot of questions at the information desk at
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Even though it was warm outside, the heat was on full blast
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was handed the maintenance request form. It read "Head nurse
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For my grandmother's 80th birthday, we had a huge family
celebration and even managed to get a photo announcement
printed in the local paper. "That's a nice shot," I said.
"It's my passport picture," she revealed.
"Really?" I stared in complete amazement at my homebody
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