Monday, May 6, 2013

Good morning crew,

Well, the mystery certified letter I received last week wasn't a check. As it turns out, my condo association is technically a not-for-profit business, and since I am an officer of the condo board the county was sending me some business forms.

That's it. No excitement. No money. But I guess it could be a lot worse. I could be getting sued or something.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"The owner of an ice cream truck named Snow Cone Joe was arrested for allegedly stalking his rival truck, called Mr. Ding-a-Ling. It's being called the saddest turf war ever." -Conan O'Brien

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"A new study finally explains what's wrong with young people. Researchers have proven that young people are greedy and more materialistic. The study is in something called a newspaper. It's like a blog. But everything in it is from yesterday." -Craig Ferguson

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"A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like whiskey. I think my dad's been wearing that cologne for 40 years." -Jimmy Fallon

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A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"


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In one of my classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by saying, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"