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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Good morning crew,

I hope everyone remembered to fall back back last night.
Pretty soon we can all pretty much say goodbye to the sun-
light. Those of us who work in an office, anyway. From
December through February I drive to work in the dark and
drive home in the dark. It can get depressing.

Fortunately bars are so well-lit these days.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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I was addressing some mail when I noticed that my card file
of frequently used addresses was missing. Thinking it must
have fallen from my typing table into the wastebasket, I
called the office janitor.

"I've lost my Rolodex," I told him. "It may have been picked
up with the trash. Is there any way you could find it?"

He said he would conduct a search. When the janitor informed
me he had searched every trash container for my Rolodex, with
no luck, I thanked him for his trouble.

As I left work that evening, the janitor met me at the door.
"Good night," he said smiling apologetically. "Sorry I
couldn't find your watch."


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

A bagel left unattended in a microwave, set off the fire
alarm. The microwave, charred and smoking, was carried
outside and placed on the sidewalk.

A fireman walked up and said, "Is this the object that
started the fire?"

One of the employees said, "No. When we take a break, it
takes a break."