4 in 1 Safety Light
Not only is this cool, it is exceptional too...
http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/1098/c/186/a/505
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Monday, June 14, 2010
Good morning crew,
Uh oh, it's Monday and I'm broke. Pay day is tomorrow, but
the problem is I have about six ounces of fuel left in the
truck, no food in the fridge and a small stack of bills
with due dates very close to today's date.
But I have a plan. I'm going to take the five dollar bill I
found in the laundry yesterday morning, add it to whatever
change I can dig out of the ash tray in the truck, and
invest in a couple of lottery tickets. This is what I like
to call sound financial planning.
By the way, it's Flag Day! If anybody's having a Flag Day
party with free food, let me know!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
***
Long Handle Windshield Express 5-Pc Kit
You Car Will Thank You...
List Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $7.99
Get two for $11.98
Clean your car windshield in a fraction of the
time it used to take. The Long Handle Windshield
Express - 5-pc Kit uses an angled handle to reach
every inch of your window without straining and
stretching your body.
The cleaning head is covered with a microfiber
cloth that uses plain tap water for sparkling
results. No glass cleaner needed.
Have some fog or moisture on your windows? This
is perfect for moisture removal. Not just for
vehicles, great for the home & office too.
5-PIECE KIT INCLUDES: Two (2) Microfiber Covers,
Extra Large Hand Cloth, 16" Long Handle, Drawstring
Storage Pouch
FEATURES: Makes cleaning windshields fast and easy.
- Cleans and shines with just plain water.
- Long 16" handle for all size cars, trucks, SUV's and even RV's.
- Pivoting Head
So take the strain and pain out of cleaning windows... Grab one
for $7.99 or get two for $11.98.
http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/3325/c/120/a/505
***
"They say that when you have a baby, you lose 700 hours of
sleep in the first year, but it's worth it when they're old
enough to do the yard work." -Craig Ferguson
***
"The World Cup is starting soon. You know that excitement
you feel when Flag Day is coming up? I kind of feel that
right now." -Jimmy Kimmel
***
"A new report found that 20 percent of people over 45 had
to dip into their retirement savings last year. And the
other 80 percent said, 'retirement savings?'" -Jimmy Fallon
------------------------------------------------------------
FULL SIZE (3' x 5') AMERICAN FLAG
Normal Price: $19.99
LIQUIDATION SPECIAL: $4.99
We are pleased to announce that we have found Full-Size 3'x5'
American flags available at liquidation prices... never sold
before at these low prices.
Made of durable polyester with two (2) metal grommets perfect
for displaying.
Its a great time to stock up AND pick up a couple for gifts,
but there is a LIMIT of 8 per order. NO DEALERS PLEASE...
VISIT: http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/1122/c/120/a/%%merge lists_.nalt3_=
%%
------------------------------------------------------------
While I was dining out with my children, a friend of my
neighbor, who recognized us, came over to our table, and
we started talking.
He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-
schooled them.
With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole
breadwinner for our family.
I said, "No, I also work... but out of our home."
Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his
daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital
our son was born in.
"He was born at home," I answered.
The man looked at me and said, "You don't get out much, do
you?"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the
expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining
about the high cost of auto insurance.
"If you got married," teased my dad, "the premium would be
much lower."
My brother smiled and said, "Dad, that would be like buying
an airline just to get free peanuts."
____________________________________________________________
YOUR VIDEO SNACK BAR
Top Viewed Videos...
1. Cool Hand Shadow Puppets
http://c.gophercentral.com/d7SW
2. Get ready for some amazing abs
http://c.gophercentral.com/KlSt
3. Human Tetris
http://c.gophercentral.com/Yq0I
4. Celebrities: Before and After Make-Up
http://c.gophercentral.com/fKNr
5. Amos N´ Andy - In the IRS Office
http://c.gophercentral.com/KbCj
6. Marine Silent Marching
http://c.gophercentral.com/tsuJ