Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Good morning crew,


Joe, You are becoming a gambling addict. At least you act like one. Look it up online and see if you meet the criteria. Worried about your future wife. -Sandi


What are you worried about her for? She usually wins at the casino (she did last weekend). I'm the one who loses all the time. How about worrying about me?


Joe: If you think for a minute a women is going to help you be finanicaly responsible with a credit card you are completely whacko. Most women spend money like drunken sailors. Good luck buddy your going to need it. -Bob


I figure the trick is for me to be a greater spendthrift than she is. That way she will be the responsible one by comparison.


Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Hey, I heard that 7-Eleven is now selling potato chips that taste like hot dogs. Seriously? I'm still waiting for 7-Eleven to sell hot dogs that taste like hot dogs." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Big movie opening this weekend, "Snow White and the Huntsman." The evil queen banishes Snow White because of her beauty, but the dwarves help her because they're smitten by that very beauty. It teaches kids an important lesson: Nothing matters except for your looks." -Craig Ferguson

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"A new version of the Bible is being published that is gender-neutral. For instance, the books of 'Mark, Luke, and John' are now the books of 'Kris, Jean, and Terry.'" --Conan O'Brien

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A four-year-old was showing a little friend the family photos that covered one wall in their basement. Out of sight but not out of earshot, her mother overheard her say, "Here's a picture of my mommy when she was a little girl. I wasn't there, but people say she used to be nice."


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A group of tourists were watching the re-enactment of an ancient Egyptian religious ritual. One turned to a nearby local, pointed to the statue that was being praised and asked, "Pardon me, but what was the name of that god supposed to be?"

"Why do you ask?" the man replied.

The tourist shrugged. "Just idol curiosity, I guess."