Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Good morning crew,
It's Daylight Saving Time again. Well, yesterday actually
(Sunday, if you want to be completely accurate). I guess
it's a good thing. Not that I would know. I hardly set
foot outside the office all day. But if your job actually
requires you to operate during the daytime then yeah, an
extra hour of daylight would be valuable.
Personally I really don't like having to leave work when
it's already dark. I must have that Seasonal Affective Dis-
order. But I understand you can ameliorate the effects with
scotch.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and
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what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister
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And she said, "I do."
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