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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Good morning crew,
I think I have to admit to myself that I'm not a high school
kid anymore. I recently joined the health club in my neighbor-
hood because they have a nice pool and I used to love to swim
(and still do). The difference between now and high school
is that when I was seventeen and on the swim team we would do
seven thousand yard work outs four days a week and I was
swimming a 100 yard sprint in 58 seconds.
Last night I swam one thousand yards and I almost drowned. I
won't even tell you what my 100 yard average was, but it wasn't
even close to 58 seconds, I'll tell you that much.
Plus in high school we wore tiny, little racing Speedos and
now I wear trunks that practically come down to my knees. I
think if I went out in public in racing trunks now I'd be
arrested.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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