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Monday, February 15, 2010
Good morning crew,
Today is payday, thank Christmas! The last couple of weekends
have been expensive. First the casino and then Valentine's
Day. It's hard to pay down that credit card when I'm blowing
huge wads of cash on on staples like gambling.
Plus, my tax refund should be arriving any day. That I'll
put toward my credit card balance so I'll still be broke.
I think it's safer when I don't have any money. I'm less
likely to get into any trouble.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"First lady Michelle Obama just launched a campaign to combat
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A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the race-
track. The broker suggested betting $12,000 on a certain
horse. The analyst was skeptical; he had never been to the
races before and wanted to understand the rules and look
over all the horses before placing a wager.
"You're too cautious and detail-oriented," the broker
criticized as he placed his large bet. His horse won and
he raked in a bundle of money.
"What's your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It's simple," the broker explained. "I have two kids...
ages two and six...so I add their ages together and bet on
number nine."
"But two and six is eight, not nine!" protested the analyst.
"See!" the broker replied, "I told you you're too cautious
and detail-oriented."
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