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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Good morning crew,
I cashed in my change jar this weekend past, and just in
time, too. I have a big weekend coming up and the extra cash
is going to come in very handy! I'm going to the Taste of
Chicago on Friday and then I'm heading up to Lake Geneva,
Wisconsin to celebrate Independence Day with some friends.
I had very similar plans last year, but last year I had the
boat and no money, which means I financed everything with
my credit card. In that way I was much like the federal
government. This year I'm hoping to pay for everything in
cash.
If I were a real man I'd take all of that extra money and
put it toward my credit card balance or what's left on my
truck loan, but I'm not willing to be quite so responsible
yet!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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