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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Good morning crew,
Boy, today is a perfect day for sailing. It's in the 80s and
sunny, but not humid, and the wind is blowing a consistent
15 to 20 miles-per-hour. Fortunately I don't have a boat.
I say fortunately because if I did still have a boat then I
would be broke...or at least more broke than I already am.
I was doing some quick math the other day and I determined
I'm worthless. If I liquidated every asset I have...savings
accounts, 401k, sold the motorcycle and sold the condo (for
whatever it might be worth) it would just about pay off all
of my debt. So I guess I'm better off than a lot of poor
suckers who are tens of thousands of dollars in the hole.
One of these days, when I make my fortune, I'll get another
boat. Of course, by then I'll be too old and crippled with
stress to really enjoy it. I'll just use it to make other
people feel bad about themselves.
And don't forget...this Sunday is Father's Day!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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