Tuesday, October 1, 2013Good morning crew,
Welcome to October folks, and payday for me! And a good thing too, since I blew most of my spending cash last weekend at Oktoberfest. Now I can finally afford to pick up some household supplies I have been putting off, like fabric softener, paper towels and body wash. Hey, If it's a choice between drinking beer and buying body wash I'll go with the beer every time.
Besides, I can always substitute. For example, all last week I was using dish washing detergent in the shower. It works almost as well, I smell lemon-fresh all day and I always dry spot-free.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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***"Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also believe that middle age begins the first time you eat at a Denny's while sober." -Conan O'Brien
***"At the U.N. this week, President Obama met with the president of Nigeria, who advised President Obama to eliminate America's debt by sending out fraudulent emails." -Jay Leno
***"The post office is raising the price of stamps again. I heard that and said to myself, 'If only there was an inexpensive electronic way of communicating.'" -Dave Letterman
***When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.
I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the dining room table one night,
"Grandma, where did I come from?"
I responded quite nervously because my son and daughter-in- law were out of town and I was stalling until they returned home, "Well, honey, the stork brought you."
"Where did Mom come from then?"
"The stork brought her, too."
"OK, then.... where did you come from?"
"The stork brought me too, dear."
"Okay, thanks, Grandma."
I did not think anything more about it until two days later when I was cleaning Ann's room and read the first sentence of her paper... "For three generations there have been no natural births in our family."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*FIVE THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the Time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."