Amazing Reunion Between Lion & Human - As Seen on The View
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Monday, May 3, 2010
Good morning crew,
This is going to be one of those "tight" months. After all
of those truck repairs I'm going to have to send the credit
card company a fat check. Plus, I finally found a small,
private business in the area that will work on my Honda,
but since I put all of the truck repairs on the credit card
I feel I need to pay for this work in cash.
Since my income is constant, when my bills go up the slack
has to come out of my food, beer and entertainment budget.
And there is only so much Raman Noodles and peanut butter
and jelly I'm willing to eat.
So I have an idea. I saw a classified online looking for
martial arts instructors to teach little kids part time.
Can you see me screaming at a room full five and six-year
olds? "You sniveling, little weaklings! Kick! Punch! Ten
pushups! If you're not crying blood you're not training!"
I've always had a good rapport with kids.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was
reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian.
He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian,
and his sister was also valedictorian. He paused, leaned back
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Another man and I share a locker at work. Noticing that it
needed a new combination lock, my partner said he would pick
one up on his way to work the next day. It occurred to me
later that I might not see him in the morning. How would I
find out the combination? I needn't have worried.
When I arrived at work I found that he had used the locker
before me and had left a note reading: "To find the first
number subtract 142 from your high score the last time we
went bowling. The second number is 16 less than that. To
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me."
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