Thursday, January 13, 2011
Good morning crew,
Finally, a nice quiet weekend coming up. No plans, and most
importantly, no expenses! Just sitting at home and not
spending money, which is important because with 31 days in
January it will be sixteen days until my next paycheck.
Come to think of it, if I spent every single weekend sitting
at home, eating hotdogs and macaroni and cheese and playing
video games, I could completely debt free in a little more
than a year.
If only I had thought of that plan a year ago (or before I
bought that boat!).
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds
was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring
at the mess. "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid
of all this," she sighed.
"Look on the bright side," I suggested. "If I go first, you
can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check
out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me."
Still staring at the pile, she said, "Nah. Whoever would want
all this stuff wouldn't be my type."
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"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"
"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted
her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry
me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near
the gutter again."
"Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what
you did for her."
"Not really. Even though she stunk at it, Jill hated to give
up bowling."
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