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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Good morning crew,
Here is what is on the menu for tonight. Extra thick, glazed
pork loin chops. I'm going to pair this buttery sweet corn
and au Gratin Potatoes, all garnished with cherry tomatoes
and served garlic bread. This will be complimented with a
well-chilled bottle of white, semi-dry French wine.
Now, if only I had a date.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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