Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Good morning crew,
I'm in trouble now. I signed up to take some introductory
classes at a mixed martial arts school here by the office,
starting tonight. I have been involved with a lot of
different martial arts over a lot of years, but these MMA
guys seem particularly intent upon hurting each other. And
I may be a little too old for that.
But, we'll see. If anything it should be entertaining.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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